bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

(Source: awwww-cute)

I don’t get why people always think twenties are the prime age— I think people are most beautiful in their forties when they’re all settled and happy and glowing. They just radiate success.

"Sometimes I wish I was 29 with my life figured out & sometimes I wish I was 5 with my whole life ahead of me and not a care in the world"
— Reyna Biddy (via kushandwizdom)

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  • teacher: you need a 3 ring binder in my class
  • teacher: *doesn't hole punch anything*

(Source: untrustyou)

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

(Source: autogynephile)

thatfunnyblog:

johnny depp is me

(Source: secrets-everywhere-on-my-mind)

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